No longer tasked with pushing the sexual assault-broom around the pervy city streets, Law And Order: SVU refugee Christopher Meloni has landed some other habitual series role on HBO’s True Blood, the place the perviness and sexual attack are all tinged with mmmmagic. According to government manufacturer Alan Ball, Meloni will play “an ancient, robust vampire who holds the fate of Bill and Eric in his hands,” which implies Meloni’s go back to HBO will probably be every bit as homoerotic as his former gig on Oz. And much like Oz, Meloni will almost definitely even be required to be a minimum of half-naked a few of the time, because that is how True Blood works.

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